Cthulhu Slippers... Must. Have...

Cthulhu Slippers. There's this whole industry, I think, dedicated to making cute plushie things out of nameless horrors. I have far too many plush Cthulhu dolls in my house already (there's a teeny "Cthulhu in Black" on the TV), but it's been very cold this past week, and having my feet devoured by Great Cthulhu would probably keep them warm. Heh.

Fortunately for the budget, they're out of stock...