I Am Coffee!

None of that fancy-schmancy "half caf soy mocha light foam" nonsense for me! Pure Java, unadulterated. I say if it ain't good enough to drink black, it ain't good enough to drink.

(Actually, I usually order skim latte, occasionally with sugar-free flavoring... but nothing beats a simple cup of good black coffee. Word.)

You are a Black Coffee

At your best, you are: low maintenance, friendly, and adaptable At your worst, you are: cheap and angsty You drink coffee when: you can get your hands on it Your caffeine addiction level: high

What Kind of Coffee Are You?

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion
It is by the beans of java
The thoughts acquire speed
The hands acquire shakes
The shakes become a warning
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion

Via ***Dave