If You Talk To God...

If you talk to God, you are praying.
If God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz, "The Second Sin"

Pat Robertson, ever known for his levelheadedness and Christian compassion, has predicted that God told him that He will permit a massive terrorist attack on the US for our sins, causing great loss of life. Of course, that might affect Reverend Pat's flock as well...

My money is on schizophrenia.